Today’s Wordbird: PROCRASTIDATE
PROCRASTIDATE (V.) pro-‘kras-ti-dayt 1) To put off attempting to date anyone for various reasons (e.g., workaholism, intimacy issues, laziness, dearth of prospects, addiction to WoW or Call of Duty). 2) To date unseriously, in order to put off (until never) getting involved with someone to whom you could become genuinely attached. Usage: Rob was well-liked at the office, where he worked long hours, and outside the office, where he struck people as funny and confident. But he never asked anyone out. He told himself he’d get around to it, but for the moment, he was happy procrastidating.
European Starlings on the Fence, by Elizabeth Zechel
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