Today’s Wordbird: E-QUAIL
E-QUAIL (V.) ‘ee-kwayl
To feel dread upon receiving an email from a hostile or irksome source, and to resist opening it for fear it might contain distressing or irritating news, or increase your workload. Usage: When a message from his boss landed in his inbox, Rowan e-quailed and scrolled down the screen so he wouldn’t have to even look at it.
California Valley Quail, by Elizabeth Zechel
To visit the Wordbirds aerie, go to http://wordbirds.tumblr.com or http://www.facebook.com/Wordbirds
Text
Comments
Follow Us
-
Follow us on twitter@thefastertimes
Most Popular
-
1
Brooklyn Man Now Living Entirely Off Own Beard Garden
-
2
“Cra Cra” Now Official Diagnosis in New DSM (DSM-5)
-
3
OfficeMax Marketing Director Struggling to Make Staplers ‘Sexy’ and ‘Conversational’
-
4
First Openly Straight Figure Skater Comes Forward
-
5
Area Man Tailors Life To Be More Relevant To His Hulu Advertisements
-
6
Fan Banging Furiously on Glass Could Be the Difference in Hockey Playoffs
-
7
Homeless Guy Woos Silicon Valley VCs with Low-Tech Crowdfunding Startup
-
8
Survey: 88% of Eagles Fans Too Drunk To Spell Nnamdi Asomugha Last Season
-
9
Attorney Actually Starting to Believe Own Bullshit
-
10
Local Mom Won’t Stop Being First Person to Like Every Goddamn Thing Son Posts to Facebook




