Occupy Wall Street: The Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
Ben & Jerry’s Occupy Wall Street Flavors: The Top 10
According to MSNBC, the ardent hippies at Ben & Jerry’s should be creating an ice cream flavor to celebrate the Occupy Wall Street movement. They’re looking for suggestions for the name. I’ve got a few below:
10. Occu-pie a la mode
9. Mud n’ Rocks
8. Kleptocracy Krunch
7. 99 Percent Vanilla
6. Class W-Oreo
5. Zuccotti Biscotti
4. Marching Powder
3. Protest Parfait
2. Drummer’s Delight
1. Unemploy-Mint
Any other suggestions?
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