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Plato: There’s no decahedron like a snowdecahedron
The artist with his Snowdecahedron SnO-M-G! read facebook status updates from Bostonians today. It’s true, we’ve been dumped on this winter, and for many of us on the east coas... ...read more
Shit Goes Down at the Water Treatment Plant: Facing Where It Goes After You Flush
Rob Alexson, a sturdy man with an impressive mustache, was the second to greet us upon emergence from our vehicles. The first to greet us was an overwhelming stench of shit. No... ...read more
20-Somethings: You Are Free, And That is Why You Are Lost
Riding the top of the New York Times’ “Most Emailed” list the past week has been the article What Is It About 20-Somethings? Why are so many people in their 2... ...read more
The Public Eye: Watching My Friend Get Lasered
On a snowy Chicago night a few years ago, a man named Davy walked to his car and found this letter tucked into his windshield: Mario, I fucking hate you. You said you had to wo... ...read moreStruck: A Neighborhood Accident Reveals the Flip-Side of Rubber-Necking
I walked out of my apartment the other day to find about seventy people gathered on my corner and spilling into the street. They surrounded a black gypsy cab that had run onto t... ...read more
More Than a Fleeting Glance: Tino Sehgal at the Guggenheim
Sunlight flooded the white foyer at the center of the Guggenheim, empty except for a boy and a girl wearing grey low-rise jeans and green tee shirts, pressing their hips, their... ...read more
Like Faces on a Virtual Milk Carton: Searching for the Missing Online
Thanks to the internet, you don’t have to leave your house to be a voyeur. You don’t even have to look out your window. It’s old news that there’s reall... ...read more
Flipping Off Fifth Graders: A Field Report
Living here, you’ve seen it too. The tearful break-ups on the sidewalk, a mother feeding bits of fried chicken to her kid on the subway out of a Styrofoam box, bits of pri... ...read moreFollow Us
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