Vampires Invade Republican Senate Race?
According to an ad released by John McCain’s Arizona Senate Campaign, Republican rival (and über-conservative) J.D. Hayworth is “committed to exposing the secret Kenyan birthplace of the President of the United States,” preventing the legalization of “man-horse marriage,” and convincing voters that Dracula is real.
I thought this was a spoof. Until a vampire endorsed McCain.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xULUb98TNwk&feature=player_embedded
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