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The Woman Who Masturbated with an Appetizer

10.16.2010

Urban legends are not passed only through mouth to mouth repeatitation nowadays. The rise of the internet communication has allowed urban legends to be passed through the series... ...read more

Does Glenn Beck Really Murder Kittens?

Nisse Greenberg |

09.03.2010

There is a new urban legend about right wing godsend Glenn Beck. The guy who’s assumes all Muslims are “working with the enemy,” httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?... ...read more

Are Koalas the Animal Kingdom’s Biggest Stoners?

Nisse Greenberg |

08.12.2010

There is a legend that all Koalas are simply high all the time because the Eucalyptus they eat as their only form of nutrients is a hallucinogen. Though koalas rarely live in u... ...read more

Do Bears Love Your Menstrual Blood?

Nisse Greenberg |

07.10.2010

It’s such a popular urban legend that Brick from Anchorman has heard it: Menstrual blood attracts bears. Obviously this isn’t true. I was planning on writing naivel... ...read more

The Legend of the Misused Condom

Nisse Greenberg |

06.22.2010

In high school I thought the one thing I was missing out on in life was sex. Other people were having it, and I was not. And I lived in America – the country founded and r... ...read more

Are There Really Girls Named Vagina?

Nisse Greenberg |

06.16.2010

When I was born my parents decided they were going to torture me throughout childhood. They did this by giving me a name that no one could pronounce, understand, or resist makin... ...read more