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What Romney Really Thinks About Women
Some thoughts about Romney’s attitude toward women that I can’t fit onto Twitter: Forget about the “binders of women” — deliciously ridiculous piec... ...read more
Let Us All Post Pictures of Our Weiners
The truth has outed. The weiner was Weiner’s, as was the chin/nose shot, the two pussies (which were actually cats, what did you think, pervert?) and the chest shot, which... ...read more
Unsolicited Advice for Paul the Psychic Octopus
The World Cup is over. For personal reasons, I would prefer not to discuss the result. It’s best not to dwell in the past, obsessing futilely over bad calls or undeserv... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Unsolicited Advice for the Liberals of Britain
Liberals of Britain! It seems you just had a big election! Mazel Tov! Please forgive me for my slightly belated attention on this matter, but that’s what you get for refusing t... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Unsolicted Advice for Selected Oscar Losers
Two days after the Oscars, and we’re all still infected with Oscar fever! Or at least we are still running a slight Oscar-related fever. Or at the very least, half-heartedly n... ...read moreNot That You Asked: The Women of “Big Love”
So they’re back on HBO, those wacky polygamist Henricksons, along with their equally wacky entourage of chilling-yet-oddly lovable sociopaths in bolo ties and leg-o’-mutt... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Twilight’s Bella Swan Edition
Not That You Asked: Twilight’s Bella Swan Edition I can’t get into Twilight. My indifference has come as something of a surprise to me, as I am usually a sucker for anythi... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Joe Lieberman Edition
There are a lot of frustrating things about the American democracy–its relentless focus on cults of personality, its willingness to give a media platform to any know-nothi... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Betty Draper Edition
Since this summer, when Mad Men’s dizzying ascent into the collective consciousness reached Harry Potter-levels of ubiquity, I have taken every possible Mad Men themed internet ... ...read moreNot That You Asked: Roman Polanski Edition
First of all, I want to apologize for my relatively long absence from this space. I suppose it’s somewhat arrogant of me to assume that you have missed me, or indeed noticed th... ...read moreFollow Us
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