Unconventional Relationships 
Candy, Curmudgeons & Bank Tellers
A former co-worker, Mia, liked to tell me that our names were mirror images. A-my. Me-A. I should have been okay with that. We both worked as drive-up tellers and had many re... ...read more
Candy, Curmudgeons & Bank Tellers
A former co-worker, Mia, liked to tell me that our names were mirror images. A-my. Me-A. I should have been okay with that. We both worked as drive-up tellers and had many re... ...read more
He’ll Respect My Vagina in the Morning
Last month at my annual gynecological exam, I suffered serious heartbreak. Melodramatic, maybe, but the 20-year relationship I have had with my gynecologist is not like other wo... ...read more
Forgetting to be Remembered
The characters in my novels often haunt me–in a good way. That’s when I know they are true. Mrs. Tibbles, a character in my next novel, is inspired by a friend and s... ...read more
Polyamory, Honesty and Pie
A few weeks ago, I drove north on Interstate 15 to a town ranked the most conservative in Southern California, just an hour outside San Diego. As I pulled off the freeway on th... ...read more
Real Dolls and The Men Who Love Them
I’m no stranger to dolls who have sex. At the age of nine I was a Barbie doll fanatic. I didn’t have all the accoutrements, like the Barbie camper and Barbie airpla... ...read more
Hey David Letterman, How About a Real Doll?
Once upon a time, I knew a sex addict very well. My “friend” (whom he was married to) said their first few months together were a fun romp. But once sex became an ... ...read more
Family Ties and Love Cuffs: Thinking About Mackenzie Phillips
For years I lived next door to a brother and sister who were lovers. How do I know they were lovers? I don’t, as I never caught them in the act, but at the very least th... ...read moreGone Favre Crazy!
Are they crazy to begin with, or do wacky fans of celebs attach a drainage hose to their brains when their love affair begins? ...read moreFollow Us
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