Parks and Rec: Print Out Your Own Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

The criminally under rated Parks and Rec returns to NBC on January 30th. The team behind Parks and Rec sent out a promotional packet filled with goodies, but this one takes the proverbial (bacon-covered) cake. It is a Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Everyone knows Pyramid’s of Greatness are the hot gift this holiday season, and this one would look great on the wall of your local libertarians office, or perhaps one day it will grace the wall above your own mantle. Either way print it out and study it’s excellence. A few favorites:

Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

Discipline: The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over again.

Attire: Shorts over 6″ are capri pants. Shorts under 6″ are European.

Link via [NYT Arts Beat Blog]….. Click here to see it in jumbo size.

Jay Sutel lives in Boston, Massachusetts and has a girlfriend. He graduated from an elite northeast college and was educated at private school before that. He has a vinyl record player so he probably ...read more