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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Finally Have Sex Scene, Depressed People Excited
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to finally have sex in the new Breaking Dawn, the latest installment in the Twilight Saga. There’s even a picture of it on t... ...read more
Kim Kardashian Bigger Than Kim Jong-Il: How the Karadshians Define This Millenium
To highlight the absurdity of our times I’m going to have a conversation with my friend Dave. Dave’s been cryogenically frozen since 1998. I’m almost tempted to let him stay fro... ...read moreFollow Us
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