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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Finally Have Sex Scene, Depressed People Excited

Sam Deutsch |
01.18.2011
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to finally have sex in the new Breaking Dawn, the latest installment in the Twilight Saga. There’s even a picture of it on t... ...read more

Kim Kardashian Bigger Than Kim Jong-Il: How the Karadshians Define This Millenium

Sam Deutsch |
01.15.2011
To highlight the absurdity of our times I’m going to have a conversation with my friend Dave. Dave’s been cryogenically frozen since 1998. I’m almost tempted to let him stay fro... ...read more

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