Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Eat Sushi in Louisiana: Twilight Stars Eat Pt. 2

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas ate at a sushi place in Louisiana. Why is this news? Well, apparently after Robert Pattinson started frequenting a local deli establishment, fellow Twilight star Ashley Greene decided to continue the Twilight star trend of eating at restaurants that shouldn’t be in Louisiana.

Sorry Ashley, there’s nothing silly about sushi. The only thing this “piece of news” brings to light is the questionable culinary decisions of young adults. Also, why in a part of America renowned for its seafood would one opt to go to a sushi place? That’s like going to Olive Garden in Italy, but not as funny. We’re on to you Ashley. You think by getting sushi in Louisiana you’re going to make the news (which I guess you did…), but you’ll never break down a barrier like Robert Pattinson.

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