‘Jersey Shore’ Season 5 Drinking Game

Jersey Shore returns tonight on MTV for its 5^th season premiere, and what better way to celebrate the return of America’s favorite guidos and guidettes than partying and meatballing it up as if you’re on the Shore yourself? This drinking game is fairly straight forward: mix up a Redbull and some vodka (preferably the cheapest kind that you can find) and prepare yourself for an hour of fornication, screaming, leopard print, fried pickles, muscle shirts, day drinking, commercials about pregnant teenagers, and a giant green alligator.

Take a drink every time:

The Situation touches Snooki creepily

Deena trips and/or falls

Jwoww’s nipples are almost exposed

Sam looks tearfully at Ron

Vinny misses his family

Ron isn’t wearing a shirt

Sam speaks and you can’t understand what she’s saying (2 drinks if she’s yelling at Ron)

Snooki is asleep at an inappropriate hour

Someone bitches about Mike

And if you really want to go crazy: drink a protein shake every time a cast member talks about being Italian.

If you follow these guidelines, you’ll most likely end up blackout drunk and mirroring the stars on the screen, so use your own discretion and make sure the worst thing that you do is flash your cooch at the club.

Happy drinking!

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