1986:
Name: Peter Carey Peterson
Nickname: Sticky
Quote: “The boy with the thorn in his side, behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love” – Stephen Morrissey
Future Plans: Kick it with Trump. Become a character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. Self-fellate.
1958:
Name: Camille Hughes
Nickname: Chilly Millie
Distinctions: Valedictorian, Summa Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa
Clubs: Golf, Debate
Hobbies: Anti-Semitism
Dirty Secret: Diaphragm
1964:
Name: Kelli Tomashoff
Likes: Ringo Starr, John F. Kennedy
Dislikes: Shiksas
Claim to Fame: Fainted during Beatles performance on the Ed Sullivan show.
1950:
Name: Taylor DiGiovanni
Nickname: Tay-Tay
Ambition: To be an actress.
Favorite Actress: Rita Hayworth
Quote:”Men fall in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.” – Rita Hayworth
Future Plans: Awkward grab at stardom.
Contingency Plan: Move to Jersey.
1996:
Name: Sebastian Oppenheim
Nickname: The Dream Weaver
Quote: “Aloha Mr. Hand” -Jeff Spicoli
Method of Transportation: Skateboard
Gateway to hallucination: Mushrooms
Platform for Masturbation: Alicia Silverstone in that Aerosmith video where she, like, is half-virtual or something and drives a motorcycle.
1984:
Name: Jessica Leavitt
Excuse for never having been kissed: Braces.
Memory: Will always remember that time in the Hamptons when me and A.R. did PTF+2 triple flip “French” with FPIII in the lake, in broad daylight!
Quote: “We’re living in a material world, and I am a material girl.”
Thanks to yearbookyourself.com
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Adam Wilson’s first novel, Flatscreen will be published by Harper Perennial in Winter 2012. He is a former culture columnist for Blackbook, and a former TV blogger for Flavorwire. His journalism, criticism, and fiction have appeared in many publications ...
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