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Palin Sells Old Quotes For Brands to Use In Ads
Desperate for cash, Former Governor Sarah Palin has decided to sell all her old quotes to brands. Palin announced that, for a small fee, brands can “use my quotes however ... ...read more
Allies of Alzheimer’s “Deeply Upset” Thatcher Forgot Them in Her Will
While some are mourning the loss of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, others are grieving the loss to their balance sheet. One charity in particular has been le... ...read more
Looking Ahead to the Second Debate
Paul Ryan did a good job at the vice-presidential debate; but Joe Biden did a little better. Biden came off condescending in the initial part of the debate with his laughter, bu... ...read more
Obama Out of Practice for First Debate
President Obama had a bad night. The key to succeeding in a presidential debate is recognizing that it is not a parliamentary debate. The rules, the moderator, and even the imme... ...read more
Could Romney Bring Peace to the Middle East?
Reuters/Lucas Jackson After President Obama’s moving UN General Assembly speech that started with a story of who US Ambassador Christopher Stevens had been in terms o... ...read more
Obama is Surging
The Obama campaign, by fortune or by wit, has peaked at the right moment. Early voting has already started in Virginia, and starts in Iowa and Ohio next week. This means that th... ...read more
What Mitt Romney and Cindy Sanders Share in Common
What struck me most about the simple-minded and reprehensible statements Mitt Romney made at a May 17th fundraiser, first reported by Mother Jones, about the 47% of Am... ...read more
The September Surprise
Mitt Romney definitely did not count on foreign policy becoming a major issue two weeks after he chose budget hawk Paul Ryan to be his running mate, making his the weakest ticke... ...read more
Paul Ryan’s Silver Lining
By selecting Paul Ryan as his VP, Romney made this election a real choice. Reuters Mitt Romney’s selection of Paul Ryan has accomplished something quite important. At bo... ...read morePost-Mortem on DNC Convention
The Democrats are enjoying a little bump from their convention last week, but it had little to do with Barack Obama, and a lot to do with Bill Clinton. The reason why Clinton... ...read moreFollow Us
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