The Bachelor 
The Bachelor Finale: Poppin’ the Question
So it’s down to Chantel and Emily. Though I think the best final challenge would be a drinking contest at the Chuggin’ Monkey, The Brad seems like he’s going t... ...read more
The Bachelor: The Women Tell More Than You Care to Hear
Chris Harrison has a new hairdo, everybody. It’s more spiky than swoopy, more perky than pouty. Way to go, Chris, even though you are not nine-years-old, therefore making ... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Nine: Hungry Hungry Hippos
We are really getting down to the wire: The Brad is taking Emily, Chantel, and Ashley to South Africa where he is going to feed 1 of them to some hungry lions. The producers are... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Eight: Meet the Parents
The time has come for The Brad to visit the remaining four ladies’ hometowns. We’re down to Chantel, Shawntel, Ricky Bobby, and Ashley. First stop: Seattle! Chantel is excited t... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Seven: Thrilla in Anguilla
Welcome to Anguilla! The ladies are excited to arrive in their new villa, which is at a giant resort. Is this the episode where the ladies end up drunk at the hotel bar, and go ... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Six: Jungle Love Is Driving Me Crazy
Episode Six starts with The Brad on a solo helicopter ride in Costa Rica. The Brad wants Costa Rica to provide answers. I would like it to provide some more exciting dates. Monk... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Five: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Chris Harrison congratulates the eleven remaining women, and tells them that they’re all leaving Los Angeles to find love. Instead of my first guess, Hades, they’re going to Las... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Four: Crazy Maria and the Black Eye
What do you know—Maria Menounos wakes up with a black eye! She thinks it’s probably due to stress. I think she did it to herself in order to make The Brad put his saliva on her ... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Three: Ricky Bobby Comes Clean
The ladies look a little hungover. Some of them aren’t even wearing any make-up. Chris Harrison has just hosted the Miss America pageant, and I can tell he misses those wholeso... ...read moreThe Bachelor, Episode Two: You Are Like A Toxic Disease
At the start of episode two of the Bachelor, Brad is still nervous, and the ladies are still drunk. When Chris Harrison drops off the first date card, he literally drops it and ... ...read moreFollow Us
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