I spent yesterday in the historic main branch of the New York Public library surrounded by Beau Arts lion statues while trying to write a review of beepers. Yes, beepers. I figured I’d talk about how they scare grandma while you’re waiting at the Outback Steakhouse, or how they have a GPS that…

Yesterday, Apple revealed their latest product, the iPad. Jokes about Steve Jobs’ menstrual cycle aside, I’m sure it’s a  wondrous magical device with a killer app to project holograms that make French toast. I’m fully convinced that I want one, even though I’m not yet sure what it does….

Two weeks ago, I said I would review the iPad. When I said this, I meant it. You know, just like your dad did all those times he promised to stop drinking. Unfortunately, I forgot that I had been booked as a guest on an all-night talk radio program at two a.m. the day before the column was set…