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Survey: 88% of Eagles Fans Too Drunk To Spell Nnamdi Asomugha Last Season
For the number of times Philadelphia Eagles fans saw the back of Nnamdi Asomugha’s jersey chasing a wide receiver heading to the endzone, it follows that they would at least re... ...read more
Madame Chlojoes Psychic Conference Championship Sunday Preview
Sunday 1 PM: Pregame Shows Three are injured on the set of ESPN Countdown when Keyshawn Johnson violates Chris Berman’s no sombrero rule, turmoil ensues and the set coll... ...read more
Ravens QB Flacco Wishes Autocorrect Would Stop Calling Him Flaccid
Though his overall confidence has been boosted by a recent string of clutch playoff performances, Ravens QB Joe Flacco is still disturbed by the fact that the iPhone’s au... ...read more
Existentially-Tormented Tom Brady Wondering If There’s More to Life Than Winning Super Bowls and Banging Brazilian Super Models
Football fans everywhere continue to be confused by the increasingly dark comments from New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. In the latest in a string of remarks... ...read more
TFT Top 25: Few Upsets, Yet Many Impressive Victories
It’s that special time in college football where the going gets tough and the tough get to pounding the competition. Examples of these formidable teams are LSU, Alabama, Wiscons... ...read more
Monday Night Football Theme Song Discontinued Amid Controversy
Hank Williams, Jr. compared President Obama to Hitler, and now his song will no longer be played during ESPN Monday Night Football. ESPN’s Monday Night Football recently annou... ...read moreNCAA Top 25 Rankings: Clemson and Wisconsin climbing steadily
The season so far has been unpredictable and poetic. Who knew football could be so poignant? This past weekend in college football was what many fans were waiting for. Nebraska... ...read more
Romo and Vick: Recovered Enough to Play?
This just in: Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo’s lungs are healed, and Eagles quarterback Michael Vick is officially cleared to play against the NY Giants. Hmm, sounds a bit suspi... ...read moreBengals Wide Receiver Busted with Almost 9 lbs of Weed
In a classic story about greed, Cincinnati Bengals receiver, Jerome Simpson, was busted by authorities when 2.5 pounds of marijuana were delivered to his residence on Tuesday. W... ...read more
Big East/Big 12 Merger on the Horizon?
The ACC’s decision to accept both Pitt and Syracuse show that the tectonic plates of college football are shifting. Texas A&M has already made it known that they are heading... ...read moreFollow Us
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