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Super Bowl XLVI: You CAN spell “elite” without T-O-M
Everyone knows by now, after it was drilled into us over two weeks of Super Bowl hype, that you can’t spell elite without E-L-I. But has it occurred to you that you can spell el... ...read more
Rashard Mendenhall Remarks On Bin Laden’s Death Were Right On, But Then Again . . .
Rashard Mendenhall has demonstrated throughout his career as an NFL running back that he’s a pretty elusive guy. Boy, has he had to use those skills in recent days to dodg... ...read moreAli vs. Frazier: The Fight of the Century Happened 40 Years Ago Today
You often hear people of a certain age waxing nostalgic about their youth and how they used to sneak a transistor radio under their pillow at bedtime so they could quietly liste... ...read moreWhy the Miami Heat’s Crying Is Laughing Matter for Fans
Let’s all make fun of the Miami Heat because some of the players cried after Sunday’s loss. What a bunch of babies, blah blah blah. That’s a pretty small-minde... ...read more
UConn Donor Has Tantrum, Takes his Football, Goes Home
If the same letter had arrived in the office of an athletic director at a top Southeast Conference, Big Ten or Big 12 school, maybe there’d be a little shuddering going on... ...read morePackers vs. Steelers in Super Bowl a Dallas Nightmare
What a nightmare for fans of the Dallas Cowboys. In two weeks their glittery $1.15 billion stadium will be taken over by an NFL horror show — the two franchises that have ... ...read more
Martin Luther King: Sports Fan and Playground Athlete
It’s a big weekend in the sports world, with four NFL playoff games the marquee events, and we’re no doubt going to be reminded, in game telecast after game telecast... ...read moreAntonio Cromartie and the Jets Are NFL Champions in Talking a Good Game
Who can blame Antonio Cromartie for calling Tom Brady an a-hole? It’s understandable that the Jets cornerback — that is, the Jets’ other cornerback, the guy wh... ...read more
Oregon vs. Auburn for the National Title! Mid-January? Eleven Reasons to Cancel
Thirty-seven days. That’s how long it will have been since the Oregon and Auburn football teams last played when they step on the field for Monday night’s national championship ... ...read more
ESPN’s Jeannine Edwards to Ron Franklin: Who’s ‘Sweet Baby’ Now, A-hole?
No one noticed — because who watches all those meaningless New Year’s Day college football bowl games, much less listens to them on the radio? — but ESPN Radio... ...read moreFollow Us
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