Four NFL Mascots to Come Out as Furries on Same Day
An NFL punter with knowledge of the situation announced on Thursday that four separate NFL mascots might come out as furries on the same day in the near future. The announcement has elicited mixed reaction across the league.
The term “furry“ has several definitions, including people who like to role play anthropomorphic characters while wearing furry costumes and people who are sexually aroused by furry costumes.
“I’m talking about the kind that like to bone each other,” said the punter, who asked to remain anonymous.
Furries-rights supporters are hopeful such a coordinated move would further push public support toward their cause.
“This could be huge for guys like me,” said Arctic Liger Sexy Claws from the lobby of a furry fandom convention in Tallahassee. “It would show the world that we are just like everybody else when we’re not having wild orgies in panda costumes.”
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