Lebron James Has Six Toes, Zero Championships

Lebron James and the Miami Heat fell short in Game Six at home to Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavericks in the NBA Championship. James faced rumors last season about Delonte West having sex with his mother, and more recently the Twitter world was abuzz with rumors of Rashard Lewis having sex with his girlfriend. Now, the rumor is that Lebron James has six toes, based on a picture from Getty images. Analysis shows that the photo was not altered.

Is there any credibility to any of the rumors that follow James through every NBA playoffs? Is he actually a six-toed freak or are people trying to get to his seemingly fragile mental state?

One thing is for sure – Dirk Nowitzki has his first ring after a postseason run with a bunch of aging talent and roster depth. Dirk did what James couldn’t by winning a championship on a team where he was the only superstar. Veterans Jason Kidd and Shawn Marion, as well as outspoken owner Mark Cuban, also got their first rings.

Lebron James still has zero championships. However, he may be able to wear not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but six toe rings on his right foot.

Mark Donatiello
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