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Bobby Lashley the Latest Clown in Strikeforce Circus

bobby lashley and chad griggs 300x200 Bobby Lashley the Latest Clown in Strikeforce CircusChad Griggs knocks out Bobby Lashley

The adage in mixed martial arts is that one defeat does not a career ruin. For various reasons, one loss in MMA doesn’t have the same impact as it would on a boxer’s career. And in most cases, that makes sense. But not in the case of Bobby Lashley.

Getting submitted is one thing. Getting surprised by an overlooked opponent and losing a decision is not the end of the world. But when you get knocked out by an unranked opponent and reportedly leave the arena on a stretcher, it’s a different story.

If Chad Griggs could do a hospital job on Lashley, we all know what an elite heavyweight would do to him. While it is true that anybody can get caught, everybody at the top managed to avoid getting knocked out violently by a scrub on the way up.

After this loss, it is fair to cross Bobby Lashley off the list of serious heavyweight prospects. You should always be suspicious of 34 year-old prospects to begin with, but this loss was pretty emphatic. Bobby Lashley does not look like he has what it takes to be a top MMA fighter. But that doesn’t mean he is done as a fighter, or at least as an entertainer.

Part of the problem is that Lashley had the absurd notion that he could balance an MMA and wrestling career at the same time. You can’t be hamming it up on TNA and focusing on MMA at the same time, especially as a neophyte fighter (neo-fighter?). That was a clear red flag from the moment Lashley announced his intentions.

The solution is for Strikeforce to absolutely, once and for all, embrace the “circus fight.” Stop pretending that the promotion will ever be able to compete with UFC. Dana White has too much of a well-oiled machine pumping out great fights for a rag-tag outfit like Strikeforce to ever really be the “Pepsi” to the UFC’s “Coke.” The product just isn’t there, and every promotion seems to blow up in Scott Coker’s face. Fedor is tarnished. Lashley is a lemon. And “King” Mo Lawal looks like he might be destined to always fall just short. It’s time for Coker to give it up.

But that doesn’t mean business can’t improve.

Strikeforce simply needs to offer a constant stream of enticing circus fights. Coker was already floating the idea of a Bobby Lashley/Batista fight before Lashley lost. Presumably, Coker would be selling the idea that this fight would be legit.

Why?

There is clearly a market for watching ‘roided out monsters beat the hell out of one another for the viewing pleasure of the public at large. I would have no problem admitting I would love to watch a no-holds barred, no pre-determined ending showdown between Lashley and Batista. It is time for Scott Coker admit he runs a circus, and offically assume the role of ring master.

The first step is to let most of the legitimate talent go. The relationship between legit fighters and Strikeforce doesn’t seem to be beneficial for either party at this point in time anyway. Getting rid of the real contenders will cut costs dramatically. Keep around a few has-beens for name recognition, but that’s it. No more building up guys like Jake Shields just so Dana White can hilariously chill with them Octagon-side before poaching them by offering relative chicken feed and than burying them at the bottom of the UFC roster. That can’t be good for business.

So bring on Batista! The options for insanely entertaining but absurd match-ups really are limitless. You can always count on a broke, shamed athlete or celebrity looking to cash in on a pay-per-view. Michael Vick threw two interceptions in the Eagle’s last pre-season game, so he could be an option in the future. The Situation’s situation could lend him toward taking a beating in a year or two. You already know you can get Jose Canseco to fight anyone you point at for the price of a catfish dinner. Why not just go the circus route?

It’s the only way Strikeforce will ever be taken seriously.

Mason Lerner

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  • Dave

    Did you even watch the fight? Judgeing by your’commentary’ I’d bet that you didn’t. You are totally off base in this article, Lashley dominated the fight then gassed at the end of the 2nd round. Not to mention he was stood up while he had his opponent mounted, then lost after about 10 straight blows to the back of the head.

    You should at least watch your reference material before you write an article based on sheer conjecture.

    Additionally Lashley hasn’t been pro wrestling in TNA for 4-5 months. So he wasn’t ‘hamming’ it up with pro wrestlers, he was training. If you want to read news sites, then write article based on what you read without know fact 1, then fine, juest don’t expect to be taken seriously.

  • Not Impressed

    So the UFC is not a circus huh? James Toney vs. Randy Couture? Come on, get Dana White’s nuts out of your mouth.

  • Mason Lerner

    First of all, you should learn to disagree like a big boy without resorting to third grade insults.
    Secondly, yes James Toney vs Randy Couture is a freak show. But ever other fight on that card will be stellar. And James Toney and Randy Couture are both legends in their respective sport. I guarantee you that the undercard of UFC 118 delivers more great fights in one evening than Strikeforce has all year. Now get your momma’s titty out your mouth and go find some work, dude.

  • Mason Lerner

    Dave,
    Your defense of the guy is that he gassed in the second round? A world class fighter needs to be prepared to go the distance. It is that simple. That was my first clue that he doesn’t have what it takes. Well, after the fact that he has no boxing game, kicking game or really any tools besides wrestling in his arsenal.
    Taking 4-5 months off of wrestling is all good, but it is not commitment. Lashley was on a Euro tour with TNA last January. That is just not something a fighter can expect to do between fights and be successful at the nascent stage of his career. So yes, he was hamming it up on TNA between fights, and it appears to have cost him a lot.

  • MasonLernersMom

    Mr. Lerners writing and personality is the result of having been raised by a former prostitute. It takes it’s toll on the mind, clearly.

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