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Carrie Prejean’s Nipple Everything You Expected and More; Kyle Boller’s Too
Mason Lerner
January 21, 2010
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Carrie Prejean Sucks Face With St. Louis Rams Quarterback Kyle Boller

Carrie Prejean is officially the first conservative icon to publicly expose a nipple since Nixon drank to much sangria at the WHCA dinner in 1971. The upstanding, family values touting Prejean recently showed off her well-toned buttocks and exemplary breasts while on vacation with her new boy toy, St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. And since America loves nipples:

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