The Meme Team
There’s no use trying to top Jack McCallum, because he’s one of the best contemporary basketball
writers out there. And in honor of “Dream Team,” his new book about the best basketball team of
all time that won the gold medal at the 1992 Olympic games, I’ve decided to get creative and have
a little fun with our newest Team USA roster. Who knows, maybe Bill Simmons will see this and
ask me to write for Grantland. A former Honorable Mention All-County high school basketball
player can dream, can’t he?
Without further ado, here is the future gold-medal-winning team:
Lebron James
Kobe Bryant
Kevin Love
Kevin Durant
James Harden
Russell Westbrook
Carmelo Anthony
Chris Paul
Blake Griffin
Deron Williams
Andre Igoudala
Tyson Chandler
Photo Credits:
Deron Williams:
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/4616684/20120709_gav_sv5_008_extra_large.jpg
Kobe Bryant:
http://2daysports.com/kobe-bryant-shows-off-new-look-with-us-team-1972.html
Lebron James:
Kevin Love:
http://dunkingwithwolves.com/2012/07/09/love-is-fed-up-with-failure-in-minnesota/
Coach K:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/karlmoore/2012/06/05/dukes-coach-k-and-building-a-leadership-legacy/
James Harden:
Blake Griffin:
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/chris-paul?before=1341868104
Chris Paul:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0707/nba_g_paul11_576.jpg
Carmelo Anthony:
http://www.thewindyapple.com/2012/07/06/team-usa-basketball-roster-portraits/
Russell Westbrook:
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/photo/2012-07/07/131700700_21n.jpg
Tyson Chandler:
http://www.dailyknicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Tyson-Chandler-Coach-K.jpg
Andre Igoudala:
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Andre+Iguodala/Spain+v+USA/INUhVbxqhlU
Kevin Durant:
This Is An “I don’t know anything about Angola, but Angola is in trouble” Production.
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