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Fan Banging Furiously on Glass Could Be the Difference in Hockey Playoffs
With the second round of a thrilling NHL Playoffs underway, Barry Melrose of ESPN reports that one fan banging furiously on the glass could determine who wins the Stanley Cup. ... ...read more
Survey: 88% of Eagles Fans Too Drunk To Spell Nnamdi Asomugha Last Season
For the number of times Philadelphia Eagles fans saw the back of Nnamdi Asomugha’s jersey chasing a wide receiver heading to the endzone, it follows that they would at least re... ...read more
MLB: No, Our Website Isn’t Broken, The Royals Really Are In First Place
After a flurry of complaints and widespread confusion, Major League Baseball responded to rumors that MLB.com was erroneously listing the Kansas City Royals in first place in t... ...read more
Madame Chlojoes Psychic Conference Championship Sunday Preview
Sunday 1 PM: Pregame Shows Three are injured on the set of ESPN Countdown when Keyshawn Johnson violates Chris Berman’s no sombrero rule, turmoil ensues and the set coll... ...read more
Ravens QB Flacco Wishes Autocorrect Would Stop Calling Him Flaccid
Though his overall confidence has been boosted by a recent string of clutch playoff performances, Ravens QB Joe Flacco is still disturbed by the fact that the iPhone’s au... ...read more
Existentially-Tormented Tom Brady Wondering If There’s More to Life Than Winning Super Bowls and Banging Brazilian Super Models
Football fans everywhere continue to be confused by the increasingly dark comments from New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. In the latest in a string of remarks... ...read more
NHL Cancels Winter Classic – Is Stanley Cup Next 2012 NHL Lockout Victim?
The NHL officially cancelled the Winter Classic Friday. As the 2012 NHL Lockout continues to cancel games and CBA negotiations falter, is the Stanley Cup the next hockey victim... ...read moreThe Hall of Fame and these Giants
The San Francisco Giants World Series win was different this year than in 2010. In 2010, it brought tears to my eyes as my friends, brother and I, spoke to each other over the ... ...read more
Do the New York Knicks Have a Chance Against the Miami Heat?
NBA Picks and Predictions – Friday, November 2nd: Miami Heat at New York Knicks; Maybe they shouldn’t be playing this game, but they are, so let’s bet on it. T... ...read moreNFL Fantasy Football: Week Eight, Combo Waiver Tips And Start ‘Em & Sit ‘Em
I’ve had a devil of a time this week trying to log on. Not sure if it’s the servers or my computer. Been getting a lot of 504 Network Gateway Timeouts. So, unfortuna... ...read more
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