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Ashton Kutcher in Space?
On March 19th, Ashton Kutcher became the 500th person to throw down $200k on a ticket for Richard Branson’s space tourism outfit Virgin Galactic. Kutcher joins the likes of Tom ... ...read more
Space, But With Stars: Katy Perry and Russell Brand in Search of the Extraterrestrial
For now, try to forget the bummer news that time travel—at least in the sense of moving a particle faster than the speed of light—ain’t ever happening. Richard Branson’s space ... ...read moreSpace Travel Advisory: Nothing Ever Happens on Mars
Before you go to Mars, step out onto your front lawn. Maybe the air smells like Valentine’s Day, maybe it smells like Honda Civics or pine cones or seagulls. Take it in. Jump in... ...read moreFollow Us
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