Women Get Off on Wine, Food, Sex

If you’re looking to turn women on, a recent study shows that red wine is one of the many ways to sex her up. More than your average booze, red wine is the sign of a highly sexual woman: the study showed women who drink wine “regularly” (one or two glasses a day) scored higher on the study’s sexual health test. The scientists of the study theorize that red wine has antioxidants that clear the veins, allowing more efficient blood flow to “key areas” of the body. Please note, as the New York Times does, that “Women who drank more than two glasses a day were excluded from the study to avoid the possible confounding effects of drunkenness.” Good work on the scientists’ part, seeing as drunkenness can often be extremely confounding.

So if you pull out a nice bottle, you’ve definitely upped your chances, but you might not be there yet. May I suggest cooking for your special girl? COOKTOBANG simplifies gourmet recipes to make you look impressive, and gives you clever names to call the food (“Spank my Halibut,” “Bang Like the Deviled Eggs”) and make your date giggle. The site even gives you a list of aphrodisiacs to work with. Did you know the chemical in watermelon is the same as in viagra? No wonder people get so horny in the summer. (And you thought it was just all the visible skin.)

Of course, if you really want to turn her on, you could always have sex with her. Not forcefully, mind you. It’s just as University of British Columbia psychiatrist Rosemary Basson, M.D. recently suggested. “Women often begin sexual experiences feeling sexually neutral.” When things get hot and heavy, so do they. Basically, she’s arguing once again for foreplay. In which case, I agree. Gentlemen, you can’t just stick it in!

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