Sex And Dating 
Do or Don’t: One-Night-Stand Gift Baskets
Derek Jeter apparently gives gift baskets to his one-night stands by having them placed in the car service he sends his one-night girls home in. These baskets include signed me... ...read more
Getting Over a Guy You Never Technically Dated: Part 3 of 3
This is part three of a three-part series. Part one can be found here. Part two can be found here. Okay, look. I know this guy is a really nice guy. Or maybe he’s a smart... ...read more
Getting Over a Guy You Never Technically Dated: Part 2 of 3
This is part two of a three-part series. Part one can be found here. Hey guys! Sorry I ditched you before, but did you see Shangela turn it out?! I really thought that bitch w... ...read more
Getting Over a Guy You Never Technically Dated: Part 1 of 3
This is part one in a three part series. Part two can be found here. Embarrassing truths about myself: -On Friday nights, I am wont to stay home with a bottle of red wine and w... ...read more
The Secret to Surviving Valentine’s Day Single
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, you really should be shitfaced. I mean, if you’re WITH someone on Valentine’s Day you’ve got all sorts of coup... ...read more
Am I a Porn Star?; or: I Hate the Madonna-Whore Complex
I’m staring at page eighty-eight of this week’s New York Magazine and I’m freaking out. Davy Rothbart’s He’s Just Not That Into Anyone covers men ... ...read more
For Your Pre-Valentine’s Day Consideration
You guys. There are only 13 days until Valentine’s Day, and that’s barely enough time for you to buy some SVU valentines and send them to me! Sorry, I got a little excited ther... ...read more
OkCupid: As Dumb about Dating as Us?
I love OkCupid’s blog, OkTrends. “Why You Should Never Pay For Online Dating” made me feel vindicated in canceling my Match.com account, and “The REAL Stuff White People Like” w... ...read more
Banging in the New Year
It’s a new year, and the Internet is reminding me that I need to get laid. CNN’s “The Chart” has been especially kind to remind me that sex is Better than Botox and... ...read more
It’s True, It Has Been That Long Since You Got Laid
It’s sad how long it’s been since I’ve written for TFT, so I decided to introduce my return with a list of sad sex things. Don’t worry, I’ve shied... ...read moreFollow Us
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