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Sarah Palin’s Secret Facebook Account

palin 300x187 Sarah Palins Secret Facebook AccountSome psychologists would deem it a personality disorder, but for Sarah Palin it’s all part of the campaign for… well, whatever it is she’s planning on doing.

The former vice-presidential nominee and reality TV star apparently has a secret Facebook page, which she uses for the purpose of commenting on her official Facebook posts, “Liking” her own comments and praising daughter Bristol’s performance on Dancing with the Stars to an abnormal extent.

Going under the alias of “Lou Sarah” – Louise is Palin’s middle name – she is friends with only 12 people, including her father Chuck Heath but not any of her children. “Lou,” however, is a fan of Sarah Palin (quelle surprise), Bristol Palin, Mark Ballas (Bristol’s dancing partner on Dancing with the Stars) and Wasilla-based Edge Fitness, who “Lou” confirmed would appear on an upcoming episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska. Way to completely blow your cover.

The secret account was first discovered by the people at Washington blog Wonkette, who discovered a mistakenly unredacted email address in the leaked manuscript to the upcoming tell-all book on the “image obsessed and paranoid” former governor of Alaska, titled In Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of our Tumultuous Years.

The email address was then put through Facebook’s search engine, which then affiliated the account to “Lou Sarah”. Now that the secret’s out, we can’t be sure how long this account will still be online, so here’s a selection of highlights from her alter-ego.

Here she adhering to her own words:

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Then there’s the unhealthy Bristol Palin obsession

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Notice how she likes her own status. For someone who doesn’t exist, Lou Sarah is quite the ostentatious sort.

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  • Brad

    Hilarious, Palin has a sock puppet!

  • Jwbarbee

    Thank goodness we have the faster times policing the world with their brilliant staff.

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