Health Care Reform: Deep Twitter Thoughts on The Health Care Vote

* John Boehner looks like a naughty frat boy showing off in front of “bro’s” when he shouts “Hell’s no”
* Less than ten votes btwn civilization & Nazi Communist Black Panther Muslim Socialist government takeover!
* “No You Can’t” should be GOP slogan
* “It is the responsibility of this house 2 defend these [unborn] children” til they r actually born, @ which point they’re on their own/ freeloaders
* Stupak is like a boyfriend who starts saying all the right stuff after you’ve decided to break up with him.
* Stupak acknowledges that democrats are better on life from birth-death. I’m fine letting anti-choice people think they’re better for a few months.
* The Republicans “born babies-senior citizens-killers.” But it doesn’t have the same ring as “Baby-Killer.”
* OMG! The person who yelled “baby killer” @ Stupak had a southern accent. i CAN’T believe it.
* OK. The person who called Stupak “baby killer” was me. I couldn’t help it!
* The President is on TV! do we still call him president? Or is it officially the fuhrer? Or Comrade in Chief?
* Getting onto subway. I REALLY hope people aren’t waiting in bread lines &/or speaking Russian when i get out.
* A great metaphor for the difference btwn MSNBC & FOX: MSNBC still covering healthcare and FOX has moved onto TMZ.
* In all fairness 2 GOP & their sour grapes, rich white men advocating 4 rich white men r not used 2 losing. But they did 2nite!

Born and raised on the mean streets of Manhattan’s Upper West Side, Katie Halper is a comedian, blogger, filmmaker and history teacher based in New York. Katie co-founded the political comedy collect more


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