Four Loko Is Really Cool, And I Can Prove It
People have been talking about the negative aspects of the fruity alco-pop beverage Four Loko lately. How its mix of caffeine and alcohol creates a mind-scrambling combination; how its 12% alcohol content is a “blackout in a can.”
What the discussion has failed to bring up is how totally cool it makes you. Do you know what’s awesome and cool? Being 22 and getting really fucked up. It makes you look really cool. It makes other people think you’re good looking. It makes you like really cool bands and make really cool new friends and do stuff you normally wouldn’t do but isn’t really all that bad anyway.
Click through the slideshow below of people having the time of their 20 year old lives, and try to tell me Four Loko isn’t really really fucking cool.
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