10 Things More Beautiful Than a Double Rainbow

You’ve obviously seen the “Double Rainbow” video by now, in which a portly hippie breaks down crying from the sheer beauty of a double rainbow he sees in his yard.

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As I watched it over and over again (it gets better and better), I couldn’t help a nagging feeling of jealousy creeping up inside me: have I ever seen something so beautiful that it made me cry? Can I not truly enjoy the awe-inspiring simplicity of nature? Have I not lived as full a life as a this man who weeps at a double rainbow?

Then I realized: no way, brah! I’ve seen a million things that are way better than a double rainbow, not in a national park, pooping in a hole like a chump, but in a magical forest called the internet. Here are my top things 10 better-than-a-double-rainbows:

10: A painting a people noodling for catfish:

9. An obese pet raccoon

8. “Thumbhead”

7. Cat jumping out at a baby set to “Carmina Buruna”:

6. Chimp raping a frog orally:

5. The fact that someone invented sock-flops (available from Zappos.com):

4. The radiant positivity of a crossdresser:

3. This:

2. The fact that this can be yours for only $455 on eBay:

1. Nate Robinson dunking over Spudd Webb in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest

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