Photos of Erotically-Charged Twister Matches
Imagine you’re at a party with a bunch of total babes, and a game of sexy adult Twister suddenly breaks out (could happen). Now, you might think the objective is just to rub up against your scantily clad opponent, or get a peek down her bikini.
Well, that’s what a loser would think. A winner would see this as a real competition, and therefore an opportunity to flex your world pwnage.
I’ll give you all the benefit of the doubt that you’re born winners with the edge of the tiger, so let me tell you my secret technique:
1. Get into position with your rear facing opponent’s face
2. Blast gas
3. ??????
4. Profit!!!
Check out the slideshow of these valiant Twister warriors:
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Photos from Flickr Creative Commons
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