Photographic Proof That Men Love Giving “Pretend” Lap Dances

Women become strippers because of a need for attention and a hate for their dads. Men give lap dances because of a desperate need for attention and because their dads loved them too much and instilled too much confidence and self-esteem in them.

My favorite part about a man lap dance is that somewhere, deep inside — regardless of the pretense of it all being just a joke — the man secretly believes he’s sexy.


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