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The Best Twitter Bot You Should Be Following
Oh, you’re still only using Twitter for communicating with friends and family, and perhaps getting updates from your favorite celebrities or news sources? That’s so ... ...read more
This Is Not Sarah Palin’s Alaska: Photos From the 80s Anchorage Punk Scene
Let’s be honest: no one actually knows anyone from Alaska or has ever been there, and our concept of what daily life is like is based on “Northern Exposure” an... ...read more
People in Their Underwear in the Snow [Photos]
It snowed again today, yada, yada, yada. At least this gives us one of the few delights natives of cold climates are allowed: watching people who have moved to their city from ... ...read moreFour Loko Is Really Cool, And I Can Prove It
People have been talking about the negative aspects of the fruity alco-pop beverage Four Loko lately. How its mix of caffeine and alcohol creates a mind-scrambling combination;... ...read morePets in Halloween Costumes [Photos]
Pets can trade on their cuteness to get away with a lot that the rest of us can’t, and this doesn’t just mean peeing on the floor. Human in an officially licensed S... ...read morePhotos of Artsy Girls Smoking Clove Cigarettes
R.I.P Cloves Cigarettes and the Artsy Girls Who Smoked Them Life just got harder on today’s suburban-raised, dad-hating, sexuality-questioning teens. I just discovered by... ...read more
EBay Back-to-School Shopping Guide (Photos)
Summer’s almost over, and that means one thing: you’re headed back to college/high school/online correspondence school/prison literacy program/cult-like religious ho... ...read more
Videos of Children Doing Beavis and Butthead Impressions
Have you heard the news? Beavis and Butthead are returning to MTV with new episodes. Beavis and Butthead first came out when I was at the exact age that everyone in school, al... ...read more
10 Things More Beautiful Than a Double Rainbow
You’ve obviously seen the “Double Rainbow” video by now, in which a portly hippie breaks down crying from the sheer beauty of a double rainbow he sees in his y... ...read more
Raggare: Sweden’s Redneck Greaser Subculture
This weekend, the world’s largest classic car show takes place in the Västerås, Sweden, and classic car collectors flock from around the world. For the weekend, the ... ...read moreFollow Us
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