Best of Reader Google Searches for January

We here at TFT just took a poll: Would you rather have everyone see the things you’ve done in front of the mirror privately or all your Google searches? The consensus was that fixing your afro/dancing in front of the mirror is way less embarrassing than your wife seeing how many times you’ve searched “Greg Oden’s penis.”

Here are the Google searches that have led you to us:

106 italian curses
67 porn with a plot
27 yes we catan
17 huge breasts
14 why do people watch porn
4 guido nicknames
1 latest chinese fake competition photo
1 alone with bottle of wine
1 aliens will not allow nuclear war
1 all fat babies
1 already gone is another lame song from talent show winner
1 blood test for herpes for marriage in mexico
1 blackchinese
1 nipples in sports
1 biloop
1 babies poop alot while teething?
1 baby teething whiskey
1 bad so-called hipster
1 bake sales are kinda bougie
1 critique george washington’s administration
1 chinese girl, black pearl
1 chinatown nyc how does it feel for an american to live in
1 cool kid rap names
1 find me real fake vaginas that you can wear
1 finance a baby
1 fellatio in russia
1 fat wins
1 fat disney princess fan art
1 nick jonas naked
1 sewing a canopy for my daughters sandbox
1 selling human flesh wife didn’t know
1 second life can you have a boyfriend
1 season for children

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