Best of Reader Google Searches, Week of August 20th

This week I thought I’d change things up and take advantage of our fancy technology to offer you the voyeuristic pleasure of seeing some of the Google keywords (i.e., searches) that have led people to The Faster Times. Some of them are perplexing (what leads a person to search “let know man forget how menacing you are”?), some are dark (“does the mid life crisis ever fall back in love with the wife”), some make sense ( “asking for the toilet in Japanese” probably lead to Where Is My Japanese Toilet?) and most of them are sexual.

Without further ado, here are my personal favorites. On the left is the number of people who arrived at TFT by searching the terms. Comment or write me with any thoughts on this feature! -VVM

88 “cartoon porn”
83 “big papi”
35 “youtube naked women”
24 “naked youtube”
25 “how to have sex”
17 “flesh eating robots”
17 “home security will kill us all”
12 “papi”
11 “derivatives”
8 “maine coon cat”
7 “harry potter sex”
5 “nipple”
1 “can I have sex with you”
1 “fucking sex”
1 “is goldman sachs evil?”
1 “www.wildlifeporn.com”
1 “wizardry wall murals”
1 “video clinical Italian lesbian”
1 “vicodin and pooping”
1 “ufc silva penis”
1 “sharks with friggin lazer beams attached to their heads”
1 “youtube make women naked”
1 “how to have sex naked”
1 “all-chimp orchestra”
1 “do women really like vibrators”
1 “palliate”
1 “small penile”
1 “we’re all gonna die”
1 “what do turkey call turkey”
1 “where did the term sweating your balls off come from?”
4 “help”
1 “500 things to eat before it’s too late +michigan”
1 “oyster.com”
2 “was Michael Jackson good in bed?”
1 “things to do with eyeliner”
2 “damn it feels good to be a banker”
1 “bandaids bad for you”
1 “buccaneers”
1 “cheap jetpack for sale”
1 “failed frenchness”
1 “final seconds of life”
1 “how do lions perspire”
1 “hovercraft children plan”
1 “kitten in spaghetti ladle life mag”
1 “mrs. doubtfire ethical”
1 “personal trainer is trying to kill me”
2 “robot eating death”
1 “spanking dvd paradox”
1 “those youngsters are amazing.and the little fella in the front is incredible”
1 “unable to pay punitive damages”
1 “how to be a pervert”
1 “battery powered t shirt”

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