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Best of Reader Google Searches for January
We here at TFT just took a poll: Would you rather have everyone see the things you’ve done in front of the mirror privately or all your Google searches? The consensus was ... ...read moreMac Montandon’s Book on Jetpacks Hits the Market in Time for Christmas
The Faster Times’ own Jetpacks correspondent Mac Montandon is celebrating the launch of his first book, whose full title is “Jetpack Dreams: One Man’s Up and ... ...read moreBest of Reader Google Searches for October
143 “baby einstein” 86 “Italian curses” 73 “shakira ass” 66 “what is h1n1 vaccine made of” 45 “going rougue” 40 ̶... ...read moreThe Faster Times Takes LA: West Coast Launch Party Redux
We may cover Brooklyn, Beltway Gossip, China, and Lebanon, among other locales. But wouldn’t you know it, TFT has something of a Los Angeles brethren, and our favorite Lef... ...read more
Become a Member of TFT Today and We’ll Provide an Answer Your Great Philosophical Dilemma–Really
The truth about The Faster Times is that it’s exactly what it looks like; we’re a collective of journalists, writers, and like-minded people who have come together to try... ...read more“Fat White Booty Sex” and Other Google Searches That Brought People to The Faster Times
The following is a list of terms (keywords) that people searched on Google. The number before the keyword indicates the number of times that keyword brought someone to The Fast... ...read moreBest of Reader Comments, Week of September 3
From here forward, Best of Reader Comments will be alternating with Best of Reader Google Searches on an approximately weekly schedule. Or something like that. I don’t k... ...read moreBest of Reader Comments, Week of August 25th
RE: One-Hit Wonders: A Philosophical Exploration Joslyn says: You are correct that no one will like this column other than you – I can’t imagine that anyone else wil... ...read moreBest of Reader Google Searches, Week of August 20th
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