In a written statement released earlier this afternoon, Greg Oden’s  scandal-plagued penis announced that it was taking an indefinite leave from f&*king. “It’s obvious that I have become a distraction to Gredg Oden, the team, and the entire city of Portland — particularly the women and gay…

With so much hype around the new Apple tablet, it was perhaps inevitable that some fans would be disappointed when the product was actually released today and revealed to be nothing more than a solid piece of stone with the Apple logo on it. Still, the volume of the anger over the iRock — as…