The Ten Worst “Batman” Quotes to Yell During Sex

1) “…I’m Batman!”

2) “Never rub another man’s rhubarb!”

3) “Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come at me!”

4) “I’m of a mind to make some mookie!”

5) “That’s right, Dick. I want them so much, I can taste it!”

6) “Whoa! You came down that pole like a pro!”

7) “You remind me of my father.”

8) “Just the pussy I’ve been looking for!”

9) “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

10) “…Holy nightmare!”

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(Quotes are from every “Batman” movie except “Batman Begins,” for some reason. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comment section…)

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