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Tue, May 22, 2012
Nonsense Reviews, Oliver Miller

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Grading My Ex-Girlfriends

Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

Keeping track of stuff is important. Or maybe keeping track of stuff isn’t that important. Who can say, really, in this crazy “jamboree” that we call “life”? ANY-way, I like to keep track of stuff, and I like to give stuff grades. For example, I have all the coffee mugs in my kitchen…

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Terrible First Lines From Short Stories That I Will Never, Ever Finish

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

Hi there.  I’m a writer.  And as a writer, I fail all the time.  But then again, as the great artist Samuel Beckett said — well, he said the following:  “Try.  Fail.  Try again.  Fail again.  Fail better.”  And as for the poet T.S. Eliot — well, he said this:  “Trying is the only…

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A History of My Past Few Relationships, Presented in Recipe Form

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago

N.B.:  In addition to the recipe part, this is all written in the second-person for some reason.  Sorry.

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Grad school. People are supposed to be poor during grad school — especially if they’re majoring in something stupid, like, say, creative…

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