Nonsense News Around the Web
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What Your Vagina Needs Is More Rhinestones
Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
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John Mayer Is Still an Idiot
Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
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Super Bowl Ads Would Like to Remind You That Women Suck
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago
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In the Future, You Will Have Sex with a Terrifying Robot
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago
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How the Republican Party Is Like Domino’s Pizza
Posted 2 years, 4 months ago
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Burger King Is Trying to Kill You
Posted 2 years, 4 months ago
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This Christmas, Nail a Giant Wooden Cross to Your Tree
Posted 2 years, 5 months ago
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F#ck the Gap Christmas Ad
Posted 2 years, 6 months ago
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“2012″ — or, “Driving and Yelling: The Motion Picture”
Posted 2 years, 6 months ago
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Why Glenn Beck Cries
Posted 2 years, 7 months ago
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Sarah Palin Enters the Fourth Dimension
Posted 2 years, 7 months ago
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“Harvard” Brand Clothing To Be Sold to You Illiterate Peons
Posted 2 years, 8 months ago
A Cat Named Hank Is Running For U.S. Senate In Virginia
Posted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
Hank, a 9-year-old street cat from Springfield, is campaigning against former Virginia governors George Allen and Tim Kaine, hoping to represent Virginia in the United States Senate.
Hank announced his candidacy earlier this month, billing himself as an independent with “real world…
KEEP READING »Mitt Romney Condoms Now Exist
Posted 3 months, 1 week ago
Next time you’re DTF, reach for a Romney.
The same company that brought you Obama condoms is now marketing a line of condoms dedicated to GOP candidate Mitt Romney. As advertised on the website: “Despite Mitt’s inability to stick to a position, Romney condoms are great for any…
KEEP READING »Porno at 20,000 Feet: Ryanair Plans In-Flight Porn App
Posted 6 months, 2 weeks ago
I'll be damned if that guy isn't creepy-looking
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary wants porn on his flights.
Well, you know, sometimes when the baby in the seat in front of you starts crying loudly, or the elderly woman…
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