Nonsense News Around the Web
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What Your Vagina Needs Is More Rhinestones
Posted 1 year, 11 months ago
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John Mayer Is Still an Idiot
Posted 1 year, 11 months ago
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Super Bowl Ads Would Like to Remind You That Women Suck
Posted 1 year, 11 months ago
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In the Future, You Will Have Sex with a Terrifying Robot
Posted 1 year, 11 months ago
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How the Republican Party Is Like Domino’s Pizza
Posted 2 years ago
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Burger King Is Trying to Kill You
Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
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This Christmas, Nail a Giant Wooden Cross to Your Tree
Posted 2 years, 1 month ago
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F#ck the Gap Christmas Ad
Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
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“2012″ — or, “Driving and Yelling: The Motion Picture”
Posted 2 years, 2 months ago
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Why Glenn Beck Cries
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago
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Sarah Palin Enters the Fourth Dimension
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago
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“Harvard” Brand Clothing To Be Sold to You Illiterate Peons
Posted 2 years, 4 months ago
Porno at 20,000 Feet: Ryanair Plans In-Flight Porn App
Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I'll be damned if that guy isn't creepy-looking
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary wants porn on his flights.
Well, you know, sometimes when the baby in the seat in front of you starts crying loudly, or the elderly woman…
KEEP READING »Highlights From Yesterday’s Promoted #McRib Trend
Posted 3 months ago
Yesterday McDonald’s promoted #McRib and people tweeted up a storm. Here are some of the highlights.
Some people like the McRib way too much:
@slarkpope: Gonna buy a bunch of #McRib sammiches, build a meat-woman out of em. Name her Eve. Make little #McRib babies with her. Eat them….
KEEP READING »Has Fred Durst Gained Self-Awareness?
Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Fred Durst has agreed to star in a sitcom called Douchebag, Billboard reports. Sociologists, psychologists and social anthropologists are debating whether this move shows that the being known as Fred Durst has attained some kind of self-awareness.
The show will star Durst as a rock star…
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