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Monster Energy Drink Stock Tragically Plummets Following Death Reports

Erik Oster |
10.22.2012
Shares of Monster Beverage Corporation tragically fell over 14 percent today, following reports from the Food and Drug Administration that five people “consumed the drink befor... ...read more

Here’s Your Mitt Romney/Arrested Development Mash-up

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.26.2012
Some people — not me, God knows, but some people — might say that Mitt Romney is a bit of an out-of-touch elitist. This is all based on mild comments that he makes ... ...read more
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The 20 Weirdest Books of All Time

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.23.2012
Here, courtesy of me trolling through the “Weird Books” selection at Abe Books, are my selections for the twenty weirdest books of all time. I’m going to pre... ...read more
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Sarah Palin Tells Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan to ‘Go Rogue’

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.22.2012
Exciting news, everyone:  Sarah Palin has decided to weigh in and opine on the presidential race. I know. Yes, Sarah Heath Palin, America’s Favorite Sweetheart Who Seems ... ...read more
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‘Hamlet’ Is a Fox TV Show Now, Because Sure, Why the Hell Not?

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.21.2012
According to Deadline Hollywood, Fox TV — of all things — will be creating a “sophisticated, contemporary” version of Hamlet — of all things. That... ...read more

Video Game Characters Go To the Right

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.15.2012
It honestly never occurred to me before that all video game characters always head to the right. I am speaking, of course, of 2-D characters, from the 8-bit age — the age... ...read more
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Muppets With Human Eyes

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
09.12.2012
“The eyes are the window to the soul,” Aristotle once wrote. That’s something to think about, although also something to think about is Homer Simpson’s ... ...read more
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Spoiled ‘Wife Swap’ Beauty Queen Arrested For Prostitution

Erik Oster |
08.29.2012
If you’re like me and you’ve watched almost every episode of ABC’s wonderfully terrible and terribly wonderful show Wife Swap, then you’ll recognize Alic... ...read more

John Mayer And Katy Perry Might Be Hollywood’s Newest Couple, I Might Have Just Thrown Up In My Mouth A Little Bit

Erik Oster |
08.02.2012
Katy Perry and John Mayer were photographed having dinner together at Chateau Marmont in L.A. on Wednesday, says Us Weekly. This news was made exponentially worse by the fact t... ...read more
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Gay Florida Man Faces Tragic Chick-fil-A Addiction

Erik Oster |
07.18.2012
Tampa area gay man Clarence Truman has conflicted feelings about Chick-fil-A. The Christian fast food chain has drawn ire for their considerable contributions to bigoted anti-g... ...read more

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