Man Impersonated Police to Receive Prostitutes’ Services Gratis
It’s good to know the enterprising spirit is alive and well in America. There have been reports of its demise. Those reports have nothing to do with William Taylor, 32, of New York, who discovered an ingenious way to get women to have sex with him, and then even had a pretty good run of success with it. The plan is not perfect. There is great embarrassment to be had upon its discovery, as Taylor eventually came to find out. There are also, apparently, a whole bunch of criminal charges to come with a crime like that, and Taylor must have been hit with all of them: criminal impersonation of a police officer, criminal sex act, patronizing a prostitute, assault, forcible touching, kidnapping, and criminal possession of a weapon. To commit that many offenses at once—it’s almost a kind of genius.
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