Man Receives DUI in Picking Up Son After DUI
America needs more fathers like this. America needs more fathers like this man in Pennsylvania yesterday, willing to rescue their sons in time of need. When he got the call that his son was down at the station, detained for DUI, he didn’t say, “Pick you up at the station? I can’t pick you up at the station—I’m under the influence myself.” He just did his fatherhood thing, because he understands that fatherhood means sacrifice. The police ended up charging the father with a DUI of his own, but since when have officers of the law ever been ones to enforce family values?
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