I Guarantee This Will Depress You

A terribly depressing experiment involving Madison Bray and war footage

Experiment: watch Madison Bray’s new music video “Girl Swag” on mute with any Yann Tiersen song playing loudly in the background. About a minute in, open up another window playing war footage and position it to the right of Bray’s video. Keep the war footage on mute too. When you can’t stand it any longer, turn off the mute on Bray’s video. Then, turn off the mute on the war footage. Keep watching as long as you can. When you can’t stand it any longer, turn the volume up and watch more.

Later, when both videos end and you feel a tremendous, vague terror creeping up your spine, take a deep breath, grateful that you’ll most likely never have to do something like that again.

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