Helen Mirren and Her Magical Boobs Win Body of the Year
People.com
The people (at least the people of L.A .Fitness) have spoken, and they’ve said you can have your JLo and your Pippa Middleton, we want Dame Helen Mirren.
The poll conducted by L.A. Fitness recieved votes from 2,000 gym goers who gave Mirren the title body of the year. At 66 years old the Dame was victorious over Jenny from the block as well as the Duches of the toliet paper dress.
Some might be surprised that a woman in her sixties could claim this crown, but that means they just haven’t seen Mirren in her sailor girl outfit on Saturday Night Live earlier this year.
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