Wed, February 8, 2012

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Juan Vidal Juan Vidal,
Nonsense

How To Start A Gang

Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Dang, I wish I was more gangster?”

Of course you have. We all have. Every morning in fact, right around the time I’m changing my son’s diaper, the thought occurs to me. Then I make some coffee and fetch the paper.

If you’re…

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Erik Oster Erik Oster,
Nonsense News (Guest)

Porno at 20,000 Feet: Ryanair Plans In-Flight Porn App

Posted 3 months ago

I'll be damned if that guy isn't creepy-looking

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary wants porn on his flights.

Well, you know, sometimes when the baby in the seat in front of you starts crying loudly, or the elderly woman…

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Alex Hughes Alex Hughes,
Nonsense

Where is Casey Anthony’s Book?

Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

TMZ has reported that publishers are not fighting over a potential book by Casey Anthony, the mother who was cleared of charges of murdering her 3-year-old daughter.

A rep for Simon and Schuster said: “We are 100% not interested. We are NOT NOT NOT interested.” Penguin Group also set…

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Erik Oster Erik Oster,
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Why Isn’t Anyone Else Hoarding Peanut Butter?

Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

Yesterday brought news that peanut butter prices could skyrocket in the coming weeks due to a decreased supply of peanuts. Determined to get my hands on some I made my way to the local grocery store to make a shocking discovery: no one else was hoarding peanut butter.

While in a way I took…

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Alex Hughes Alex Hughes,
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Babies and Bars: A Perfect Combination

Posted 7 months, 1 week ago

I know what you’re thinking, where can I take vodka shots and take care of my newborn? Oh, you know, just one of several bars in Brooklyn and Manhattan that allow you to bring your baby along.

Jo Piazza writes on City Unlisted (a new beta by Gilt City) that Der Schwarze Kolner and Bierkraft…

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Elizabeth Rees Elizabeth Rees,
Business Flannel (Guest)

This Is Glastonbury

Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago


For five days, I dropped off the face of the earth and into the sparkling fluorescent world of Glastonbury. Notorious for its epic line-ups and the masses of mash-ups [Br. slang: "people who party and do drugs and stuff"], the Glastonbury Music Festival (June 22nd – June 26th) is arguably…

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Molly Horan Molly Horan,
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Shia Labeouf Hooked Up with Megan Fox, and Other LaBeoufisms

Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago

people.com

Oh Shia LaBeouf you’re such a wordsmith. When you’re confronted with the fact the girl you just admitted to hooking up with is married, “I don’t know man.” is not the proper response. That phrase…

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Jason O. Gilbert Jason O. Gilbert,
Business Flannel

The Government Charged $650 to Mow A Woman’s Lawn. A Bargain, I Say!

Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago

A Phillipsburg, New Jersey woman is outraged this week after receiving a $650 bill from her local government for mowing her lawn. The front yard of the woman’s home–which she was not occupying at the time due to an ongoing divorce–was overgrown and unsightly, and the neighbors had complained….

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