Mitt Romney Condoms Now Exist

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary wants porn on his flights.

Well, you know, sometimes when the baby in the seat in front of you starts crying loudly, or the elderly woman…

TMZ has reported that publishers are not fighting over a potential book by Casey Anthony, the mother who was cleared of charges of murdering her 3-year-old daughter.

A rep for Simon and Schuster said: “We are 100% not interested. We are NOT NOT NOT interested.” Penguin Group also set…

Yesterday brought news that peanut butter prices could skyrocket in the coming weeks due to a decreased supply of peanuts. Determined to get my hands on some I made my way to the local grocery store to make a shocking discovery: no one else was hoarding peanut butter.

While in a way I took…

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Today, upon entering Gmail, I saw that I had received an invite to the invite only launch of Google+. The golden ticket of the World Wide Web. I am now cemented as a technologically competent and digitally relevant human being. The kids that used to pick on me in high school did not get…

Michele Bachmann makes me sad.  She makes me sad because she’s about 3% smarter and better-looking than Sarah Palin, which only serves to underscore how truly, truly dumb Sarah Palin really is.  (And this also serves to underscore that Sarah Palin is not that hot after all.  And hey –…

Impressive Displays of Illegal Patriotism

“Ain’t nobody that live on this street gettin’ any mutherfuckin’ sleep tonight!” he yells as a massive collection of fireworks explodes hundreds of feet above his head. Streaks of red and then silver light the sky and nearby, a gathered…

Oh Teen Mom, it’s like you never left us. That could be because all four girls are constantly staring up at you from tabloid covers at the checkout counter, but I digress. Last night’s episode has everything a good reality show should – breakups! makeups! break-ins! Implants!

Maci
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