Ben Roethlisberger Finally Knows How All Those Girls Felt

Ben Roethlisberger, after winning the AFC championship game, was manhandled by an ecstatic teammate Rashard Mendenhall. Mendenhall, with a spectacular running game, drove the Steelers to a big lead during the first quarter. At the end of the game, his hero worship of Roethlisberger got the best of him, and he employed those techniques Big Ben taught him to win the ladies. Roethlisberger looked helpless pinned under the enormous power back. I hope he learned something from this situation. Maybe he reflected on his own transgressions against the bodies of numerous college girls. Maybe he understood what its like to be violated. But most likely, he was too excited by visions of another Super Bowl to notice the pounding Mendenhall gave him. Go Packers!

Tags: Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashard Mendenhall, Super Bowl

Samuel Bryant a native of Martha’s Vineyard (He worked on the mansions, but never lived in them) left home to attend Sarah Lawrence College where he studied fiction writing and literature. After gradu ...read more