Tue, May 22, 2012

Super Bowl XLVI: Eli Manning Wins the Hard Way

Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Giants quarterback Eli Manning has record for most 4th quarter touchdowns in a season under his belt, and, after 2011, will go down as one of the most clutch performers in NFL history. The infamous helmet catch (that’s a drink for all of you keeping track at home) looks less like the rights…

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Super Bowl XLVI: Alternate Narratives for the Rest of Us

Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Nearly every narrative put forth by major media outlets for this year’s Super Bowl is completely insufferable. To make Super Bowl XLII Part II palatable, I’ve compiled a list of reasons to watch the game that isn’t the commercials or the “helmet catch.” (DRINK!).

Open-faced…

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Super Bowl Prediction: Brady Will Be Sacked, Matt Will Get Crunk

Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

Like everyone outside of Massachusetts and New York City, I think this Super Bowl is the most boring, overplayed matchup that could have come out of the playoff field. No upstart 49ers, regaining their former glory, or Ray Lewis hunting for his second ring like a jacked up Captain Ahab. Even the…

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