Taco Bell Now Just Dumping Bags of Doritos Into Everything On Menu


Trying to capitalize on the success of their Doritos Locos Tacos, Taco Bell announced today that the restaurant chain would now just be dumping bags of Doritos into everything.

“The American people have spoken,” said Taco Bell spokesman Ryan Egar, “and what they’ve said is ‘we’ll stuff anything into our faces so long as it has some Doritos in it.’”

Egar said that Taco Bell customers will now even be able to order their soft drinks with Doritos floating in the cup. “We call it ‘Locos Pepsi Con Big Bag of Doritos,’” Egar said.

Asked why Taco Bell doesn’t just sell bags of Doritos directly, Egar thought for a moment and said, “Jesus Christ, that’s genius.” Egar then stormed into the CEO’s office to share the idea.

Buzz Feldman
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  • Judge Crater

    “Jesus Christ, that’s genius.” Still laughing at that one.

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