Girlfriend Talking To Cat More and More Often

Sources confirmed today that Rick Melner’s girlfriend, Erica, is talking to the couple’s cat, Scrunchers, more and more often. “It started off as sort of a joke,” Melner said. “Now they’re, like, having long conversations.”

Melner said that he became particularly concerned when he noticed that the conversations were often about him. “Whenever we fight, she tells Scrunchers that Daddy is being a bad bad boy,” Melner said. “I’m like, ‘Hello, I’m right here. And please don’t refer to me as the cat’s Daddy.”

Asked to comment on the accusations, Erica said that Milner is just mad because Scrunchers keeps peeing in his golf shoes.